QR codes on every table. AI funnel. Happy customers go straight to Google, complaints come to you privately. The same system that took my own bar from 3.9 → 4.6 stars in 3 months.
No new tablets. No staff training. No app downloads. Just QR codes and a smart funnel that knows where to send each customer based on their mood.
We design branded QR codes for your venue and ship printed table tents (first 50 included). Customers scan with their phone — no app needed.
Happy customers get routed directly to your Google Business page to leave a 5-star review. Unhappy ones get routed to a private feedback form that comes straight to you — so you can fix it before it goes public.
Every month you get a PDF of new reviews, your rating change, what's working, and what flagged customer complaints we caught privately. 5 min read.
One price. One product. Cancel anytime. We win when your stars go up.
7 days from signup. The QR codes take 2 days to design + print + ship. The AI funnel + dashboard goes live within 48 hours of you sending me your venue info.
Post-COVID, 80%+ of restaurant customers will scan a well-placed QR (per Toast 2024 data). We design the table tents to be impossible to ignore. If your scan rate is low after 30 days, we'll redesign for free.
Nope. Zero hardware. Zero POS work. The whole thing runs through customer phones + your existing Google Business profile + a private dashboard you log into from any browser.
Yes. We start with a proven template, then tune it to your venue's voice over the first 2 weeks. You can rewrite any question at any time from the dashboard.
Nothing collected requires HIPAA. Email/phone collected only if customer voluntarily submits private feedback. No SMS marketing sends without opt-in. All data is yours — export or delete anytime.
$79/mo per location. Same dashboard shows all venues side-by-side so you can spot which spot is generating which reviews. Volume discount at 3+ locations — ping me.
I'll show you exactly how the funnel works using my own Thirsty Aztec dashboard. Real data, real customers, real complaints intercepted. Then you tell me if it's a fit.
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